I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You can make out without kissing
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