Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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