I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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