I've blown a few things in my day
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
time to smoke my breakfast
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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