its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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