belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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