Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
