so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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