is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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