There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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