How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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