with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just puked most of my soul out..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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