if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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