I'll bet she douches with gravy.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
