Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
