i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i drank out of a bidet.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I am one with the molecules
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
