I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you didnt know i had herpes?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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