Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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