We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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