My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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