Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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