I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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