is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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