shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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