The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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