We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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