That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Pants are for mortals
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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