Dual....:-)
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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