if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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