two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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