if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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