so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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