These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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