We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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