I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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