My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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