I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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