Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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