can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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