Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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