It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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