i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
