And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
