Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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