Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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