i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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