porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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