Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
there is puke in my bra ... again
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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