My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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