I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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