Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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