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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
sex in a hospital.. check
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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