So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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