What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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