We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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