Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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