Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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