U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize